Dead beat baby daddy

Sometimes I have the misfortune of having to listen to males gripe about having to pay child support. I suppose it irritates me having come from a family of many dead beat dads. One particularly heinous man told the judge after being arrested for non-support, "Put me in jail, I got more time than I do money." Growing up listening to family members crying because their dad drank up the child support check and the kids couldn't even afford toilet paper in the house. Long ago I got fed up with the excuses. You have a child, support it.

Ask one of these jokers what they're doing when they hop in bed with some chick, "I'm just having fun." Adding another notch to the handle, are you? Maybe you need a tire tool applied to your cranium. Sometimes I wish society would get so fed up with the nonsense, that they would line up like that scene in Airplane wanting to take a weapon of some kind to the perpetrators. But the truth is, you could hit one of these dead beats so hard that their rear end turned to lard and it would not make a positive IQ gain.

In fairness I do understand that some mom's don't make it easy. When you get a call talking about, "Where's my check? Me and my Mack are going out tonight and we need the money," it can be tough to want to pay. After all, the money isn't for her to blow on a night of wild partying; it's for the kids. Just keep in mind, you pay and do your part and it's on her what she does with the money. Keep your receipts so the kids and the courts know you paid.